A Chill Filled the Room
For many, the month of November is the month of daily blog postings. I cannot pretend to remember the clever quasi-acronym employed in le monde des geeks (in which I reside [although I expect a notice of revocation any day]) but it's something like NoBloMeMoMo, or something literate. In any event, if you are like me and the first question you ask is "why would anyone do that?", you are likely to have very few internet friends and will end up lonely and without internet friends. You will have to talk to your TI-30 calculator because that is the only equipment which will tolerate your sorry ass. Helllo, calculator, you look fine!
This all is to say that NoMoWriMoPleGo is no longer in the month of November. It is in the month of Movember. This is no jest - people are growin moustaches in an effort to fund doughnut research... damn, I mean, to fund research for the future health something in their asses which is neither a squirrel nor a squash. Although it goes without saying that any anally-contained squirrels would need some help on the health front. I do not mean to diminish their plight.
Grow yer mos, mates.