Don't Post About Yer Job, Asshole

Recent conversation at chez Mo.

P: I haven't posted in a while.

M: Thank God for that.

P: Maybe I will post tonight.

M: ...

P: Ok, maybe not. I went into E's room the other day and there was this brown stuff on the wall. I thought: what the fuck is that? So I ate it. It wasn't shit, or if it was, it was raisin shit. From Post. Two scoops. I ate them both.

M: You should post that, instead of your "I'm a lawyer. Go ahead, hate me." stuff.

P: ...