The Amazing Mermaid Diet

Last night Miss E and I discussed mermaids. I don't know how the subject arose. I don't know why little girls are fascinated by these creatures. I can understand dads having a mermaid fixation. (I don't. I didn't raise the topic, E did. Shut up!)

Me: So what do mermaids eat, Miss E?

Miss E: Seaweed... and concrete.

I thought they ate seamen. Hm.

P-man out.