Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Amazing Mermaid Diet

Last night Miss E and I discussed mermaids. I don't know how the subject arose. I don't know why little girls are fascinated by these creatures. I can understand dads having a mermaid fixation. (I don't. I didn't raise the topic, E did. Shut up!)

Me: So what do mermaids eat, Miss E?

Miss E: Seaweed... and concrete.

I thought they ate seamen. Hm.

P-man out.

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Blogger kittenpie said...

Well if you didn't have a fixation before, I bet you do now...

11:33 a.m.  
Anonymous cry it out! said...

Seamen. Thanks for that. I am now the freaky guy in the wireless coffee shop who suddenly laughs out loud and uncontrollably.


1:41 p.m.  
Blogger kittenpie said...

Oh, and are you aware of the annual mermaid parade at Coney Island? I have a feeling that lovely pic came from that.

1:21 p.m.  
Blogger p-man said...

I am barely aware of Coney Island (was it in the Warriors?) but I think that's where the stolen pic is from.

1:49 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My late wifes grandfather was a fisherman on the coast of Maine and he said about mermaids....
Not enough woman to love and not enough fish to eat

3:46 p.m.  

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