The Amazing Mermaid Diet
Last night Miss E and I discussed mermaids. I don't know how the subject arose. I don't know why little girls are fascinated by these creatures. I can understand dads having a mermaid fixation. (I don't. I didn't raise the topic, E did. Shut up!)
Me: So what do mermaids eat, Miss E?
Miss E: Seaweed... and concrete.
I thought they ate seamen. Hm.