Thursday, May 10, 2007

All Hail Alec Baldwin, Feline Motivational Speaker

Colour us sheepish. It appears our good friend and boon companion, Mr. Alec Baldwin, found a way to motivate one or both of our feline freeloaders. All hail, the mouse is dead! (We would include a dead mouse photo herein but for the fact it would be disgusting and you can find innumerable dead mouse photos on the web by conducting an image search for "dead mouse". It is difficult to comprehend why this is so.)

Since this is Gratitude Week in my crazy head, allow me to expound: Thank you, Mr. Alec Baldwin, for rousing our cat(s) to action. Thank you, Dexter, for capturing the dread rodent. Thank you again, Dexter, for leaving the dismembered and regurgitated corpse of the mouse, together with a goodly amount of partly-digested kibble, under our son's crib in the middle of the night. Thank you, baby A, for sleeping through the retching cat noises. Thank you, Mo, for allowing me to clean up the ex-mouse. Thanks a bunch.



Blogger Mad Hatter said...

Ding dong the mouse is dead. Which old mouse? The wicked mouse. Ding, dong, the wicked mouse is dead.

Rodents of the world should be quaking in their boots b/c there are quite a few Baldwin brothers out there prostheytizing (sp?) to the feline masses.

5:37 p.m.  

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