Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Behold, the Ass Speaketh



Given the recent spate of posterior-related postings, from Wood's story about her spouse's reticence to break wind in the presence of his beloved, a child who required what must have been painful and terrifying surgery to his, um, anus, and some other butt-related post by one of the Dadcentric contributors which I cannot clearly recall, I have concluded that blogs, much in the way the internet, with its military-industrial beginnings, its capacity to distribute broadly information of broad social and political importance, is used by sad little men to scope porn (thanks to our visitor from Egypt, brought here looking for "mother daughter sex", we need you, buddy!) are meant, by dint of usage, for serious and not-very-serious discussions about our nether areas and their functions.

To that end, I recommend the above book, which we purchased at our local fish-jail in a moment of bubbly happiness. The story, which espouses the "better out than in" philosophy, gives hope to those who are too ashamed to give vent publically to their inner humours. Taken literally, the recommended tale also tells the sordid truth about herpetological flatulence - a dark little secret Kermit's controller still bears in shame (do not shake this man's hand).

P-man out.

6 Comments:

Blogger mo-wo said...

The dadcentric one.. well that would have beenJason's prelude to Ass Wednesday.

Thanks Jason. Sheesh honey, would you get your citations together our readership will be cut in half if all the librarians take of in disgust!

2:12 PM  
Blogger L. said...

We also liked this one -- we had it in both English and the original Japanese:

http://www.everyonepoops.com/bookstore/book.asp?sku=25&sc=1

9:55 PM  
Anonymous sweatpantsmom said...

Dear Mother-Woman

I, for one, look forward to engaging in a meaningful and erudite dialogue regarding all aspects of frog farting.

Respectfully yours,
Sweatpantsmom

2:51 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Chicky said...

I have nothing witty to say. Instead, I'm going out to my local bookstore in the hopes of finding a book about farting amphibians. And I will bring that book with us every time we go to visit my father-in-law who hasn't passed gas since 1968.
Sorry, oversharing. Thanks for the book tip.

12:05 PM  
Blogger kittenpie said...

Oh, that one is WAY better than Walter the Farting Dog - who is becoming a motherfucing SERIES this spring! Oh, god, no. We book selectors laughed our asses off over an endless string of silly scatalogical puns last week when that one went by.

And, um, PS - You're tagged!

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Jason said...

As Dennis Miller once put it:

"Kids think farts are funny - because THEY ARE!"

2:08 PM  

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