Still life in email
What follows is an actual email from the home account to the work email du papa midday today.
Not cleaning the catboxes for two weeks
Is
Irresponsible.
Do not laughingly say you haven't
On
A day when I am killing myself
vis a vis
New home reno
Moving
Home cookin'
Home cleanin'
Sleep scheduling
Potty training.
I will
go beserk.
As you know.
Not cleaning the catboxes for two weeks
Is
Irresponsible.
Do not laughingly say you haven't
On
A day when I am killing myself
vis a vis
New home reno
Moving
Home cookin'
Home cleanin'
Sleep scheduling
Potty training.
I will
go beserk.
As you know.
posted by mo-wo at 8:24 p.m.
8 Comments:
Could you forward this to my husband? But, uh, delete all the stuff between 'On' and 'training', 'cause he does all that stuff too.
Ahhh 'Warm fuzzies' delivered to the office...
Is it inappropriate to point out that a simpler solution would be to get rid of the cats?
Probably...
Was it William Carlos Williams who wrote, "so much depends upon a clean cat box beside the red potty"? I think you should get back at him by eating the plums in the refrigerator that he was probably saving for dinner. It would be very cumming of you.
Apologies if you are not a slave to modernist poetry.
BTW, I did reply to your knitting comment by claiming in my defense, "at least I'm not a mommy blogging, librarian, CAT OWNER."
In my defence... oh, nevermind.
P-man
You've been raiding my e-mail again, haven't you?
Telling it like it is!
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